We caught Soleil Benevolat on camera knocking over Abraham and Leah Goodman’s trash the other day! Leah is notorious for starting fights for litle or no reason. Abraham spoke with us and says they are working on her anger issues and that he isn’t happy either, but everyone will just have to be patient.
In the meanwhile, they have moved their trash out of sight so that the garbage doesn’t attract pests.
Who would’ve thought some innocent flirting would completely destroy a loving relationship such as the one between Alf Woodward and Nyla Burlington. The two have been going steady since the beginning of college and were engaged to be married. This is all over because Alf broke things off with Nyla.
The two fell in love and were saving themselves for marriage thanks to the influence of a religious group on campus. Within a month of school starting, the two were engaged and ready to drop out of school to do the nasty. To the relief of their families, this did not happen and the two are in third year.
There are rumours that the religious group has a stronger hold on Alf, and were vocal in having him break up with Nyla. Others suspect that this was a long time coming and that after their first year of school, they started losing interest in each other.
Looks like people are retaliating against Leah Goodman. We put a man on the streets to keep an eye on the Goodman homestead and we caught MUPLTIPLE people knocking over Leah and Abraham Goodman’s trash
We got this great shot of Hopie Jean Labrador stealing their morning paper.
Dick Benevolat married his robot servant, Odalys in an intimate ceremony the other day. Guests thought it was an elaborate prank, but Dick really did marry his robot. Looks like this guy has gone off the deep end! Guests included Dick’s uncle, Benny Benevolat and his wife Felicia Benevolat; his parents, Daniel Benevolat and HenQueNickPon LaFayette-Dubois, other uncle, Joe-Jack Benevolat, January Tatlock, Pepper and Jan Michael Creelman.
Dick lives with his aunt and uncle. We spoke with Uncle Benny and he told us “The poor guy is living with us because he has to be under constant surveillance. He’s not right in the head. He’s got a job and pays his way, but he’s had his heart broken one too many times. We got the robot to take a load off of us. Felicia and I are getting old and we just can’t keep up any more. As long as he’s happy and Odalys keep the property in order, we’re happy.”
It’s pretty safe to say there will be no “bump watch” with this couple.
It looks like the school mascot is up to no good! Alf Woodward was spotted fighting it out with Pong Collins. Looks like Pong got a little too up close and personal with Alf’s fiancée, Nyla Burlington.
Dick Benevolat is apparently BFFLs with his servo, Odalys. One of our paparazzo’s was on the beat down in the Township and got this photo of Dick servicing his robot. Now, this wouldn’t be significant, but an anonymous source who is close with Dick says that he uses the robot for more than just cleaning the house.
Our source said no more but we figure that Odalys might have a few extra features, if you catch our drift.
Kennedy Traver has been seen getting cozy with Canadia Unversitaria cheerleader, Gwen Lewis. An anonymous source says that Gwen would randomly show up at Kennedy’s house (that he shares with two other students) and would start cheering for everyone. She apparently does this all across campus. It seems that Kennedy took advantage of this situation to seduce Gwen and now the two are sleeping together.
During his university career, Kennedy was dumped, or rather abandoned, by two previous long-term girlfriends. He has been linked to various other women, as well.
Gwen has been linked to Romeo Quattrone, although their relationship was very short lived.
Meet Cochrane House!
New students keep coming out of the woodwork at Canadia Universitaria. We are happy to introduce Cochrane House!
Leopold van Baarle had a somewhat tragic childhood. He didn’t know his father. He tells us that now that he’s in school he plans on finding out more about his biological father, Armand van Baarle. In addition to his genealogical search, Armand plans on studying history.
Sanjay Bloor just graduated and now he’s off to school and we hear he hasn’t toned down his stoner ways. We’re guessing that he’s going to major in Botany.
Liesel Rashburn is finally joiner her older siblings at school. Although, that doesn’t really matter because she probably won’t be talking to them. We reported in the past that she has a rocky relationship with her older sister.
Alanna Penn-Brown is a relative unknown to us! Last we heard of her, she inherited money when Trent McCartney passed away. Turns out that she lived in the same townhouse complex as him.
Bebe Burlington is the last her siblings to go off to university. Are there even any teens left in the county? One of our paps ran into her on campus and asked her how things were going. She tells us that she is extremely relieved to be out of her parents’ house and not having to harvest her own dinner ever night.
Happy birthday to Shadow Creelman! She’s seen here with her mother, Pepper Creelman.
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